pokernon:

1st base: reblogged my selfie
2nd base: tagged/perfect

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

Anonymous: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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